Sinceramente no hubiera querido regresar así ... o sea .. no es que me caracterice por ser un dechado de diplomacia y buen gusto .. de hecho si me leen eso ya lo saben ( y USTEDES TAMPOCO LO SON !!! XDDD ) Pero esta noticia me dolió ya que si bien no debería importarme mucho lo que le pase a alguien que ignora de mi existencia (Yo no caigo en el fenómeno FORT ) el repentino fallecimiemto de Brittany Murphy fue medio un golpe, guarda NO porque se tratara de alguien joven ... la parca hace estirar la pata a CUALQUIERA, sino porque era una de las pocas actrices a las que yo en SERIO respetaba ( Y eso en mí ES INUSUAL )
Y lo peor de todo esto no fue su temprana partida, sino el circo que se armó alrededor de la misma y para los que amamos el cine lo que molestó (al menos en mi caso ) es que su obra "póstuma" sea lisa y llanamente UNA MIERDA ..
Que?? Creían que porque estiró la pata no le iba a reventar la peli????
VADE RETRO VOLVIO SATANAS!!!!!
OK mis negros!! Dejemos las lágrimas y la solemnidad y vamos a los bifes!!!
La peli se inicia de manera interesante, con un paneo a las ventanas de un departamento en donde se respira un halo frío casi de misterio y en donde 2 mujeres preparan el viaje de una de ellas para aparentemente huir de un ex novio, la escapada servirá para la principal protagonista no sólo para evadirse de una posible paliza a manos de su ex amado sino tambien la posibilidad de aislarse del mundo "civilizado" para terminar un libro que debe entregar con premura ya que se acerca la fecha de cierre. Pero una vez en la vieja mansión que su jefe le prestó y sin mas presencia que la suya una serie de extraños sucesos la llevarán a replantearse el hecho de si en verdad ella es la única habitante del lugar y lo más importante ... qué cuernos está pasando realmente.
Debido al tipo de guión debo de CUIDARME MUCHO de lo que les cuento, pero puedo adelantarles algo ... ES UNA GARCHA!!! Lamento en el alma decir esto pero si bien hay una cuota de miedo e intriga al principio, éstos en lugar de dar paso al terror se diluyen en una tensión constante pero inefectiva, ya que llega un punto en donde SE TORNA ABURRIDA al extremo en que uno se la pasa mirando a que hora carajo termina y diciendo " mah si ... palmá de una buena vez !!!" Yo comprendo que le tiraron casi toda la peli a tan sólo 2 actrices, pero Tom Hanks se bancó solito hablarle a una pelota en una isla desierta ( Y esa siii que era desierta no como las de "LOST" o "Guilligan",en donde en la primera no sabés que carajo está pasando y en la segunda ... tampoco !!!!) y acá el guión hizo agua por donde se lo mire. Las apariciones del personaje de Birch no me llevaron a la empatía y no sentí que en verdad hubiera actuado bien - honestamente DESDE HACE AÑOS que veo que hace el mismo personaje de temple frío sin importar si el padre se voltea a una amiga- "AMERICAN BEAUTY"- si es una asesina serial- "WINTER OF FROZEN DREAMS"- o si le violan una amiga - "TRAIN"-
Acerca de Murphy .. oh shit .. qué decir ... siempre adoré sus interpretaciones podría escribir páginas y más páginas referidas a su talento, pero como debo de hacerla corta ya que cerró la encuesta y A PARTIR DE AHORA EL BLOG VA A SER BILINGÜE, sólo puedo decir que es una verdadera pena que este fiasco haya sido uno de sus últimos trabajos, ya que a pesar de haber lucido su acostumbrado histrionismo magnético lo que más se recordará de ésta peli es su cara de chapa malll (Loca para los lectores que no son argentos y que deben tolerar mis frases ) en donde sinceramente parecía que estaba drogada la mayor parte de la peli y esos ojazos inexpresivos de la Birch... pero seamos benévolos Y LINCHEMOS AL DIRECTOR !!!
Creo que con darle 4/10 estrellitas estoy siendo MAS QUE GENEROSA
Como sea si les gustó (O no ) esta peli y quieren ver algo similar o mejor dicho BIEN HECHO les recomendaría:
"THE SECRET WINDOW" (La ventana secreta)
"A TALE OF 2 SISTERS" (Un cuento de 2 hermanas)
"THE UNINVITED" (La no invitada ... o algo así )
"THE OTHERS" (Los otros)
Acá tienen la peli online en INGLÉS pero SUBTITULADA:
http://www.megavideo.com/?s=seriesyonkis&v=I53Y28WW&confirmed=1
And this is the only English version:
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0YV673WB
Y porfi recuerden ver a mis anunciantes así me dan una mano
GRACIAS POR LEERME!!
"A TALE OF 2 SISTERS" (Un cuento de 2 hermanas)
"THE UNINVITED" (La no invitada ... o algo así )
"THE OTHERS" (Los otros)
Acá tienen la peli online en INGLÉS pero SUBTITULADA:
http://www.megavideo.com/?s=seriesyonkis&v=I53Y28WW&confirmed=1
And this is the only English version:
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=0YV673WB
Y porfi recuerden ver a mis anunciantes así me dan una mano
GRACIAS POR LEERME!!
Now the English version!!! Sorry about my grammar but this ain t my mother tongue so it s very probably I ll make BIG mistakes!!
Honestely I would have preferred to come back to my blog under other circumstances, I mean it s not that I m the most diplomatic person in the planet (and actually if you use to read me YOU AREN T EITHER HUNS!! ), but I must admit that the announcement of Brittany Murphy passing away was painfull for me, cause even I don t give a damm about actor s private life she was one of the few goody ones I trully respected cause her work (And you all know that it s VERY unusuall on me XDD)
And the worst thing to me wasn 't only her early departure to feed flames but also the media slashing her memory and one of her latest movies being a total SHITTTT
What??? Did you think cause she died I was going to have mercy on this GARBAGE??
COME ON GUYS!!! IT S ME!!! AND THE DEVIL IS BACK BITCHES!!!
Ok let s cut the tears and just destroy the film siii???
The movie starts in a interesting way with a halo of mistery where 2 women are packing cause one of them is planning to go to a cottage lent by her boss, not only to finish a book she has a deadline on it but also to escape from a former exbf who just left the can (And cause it seems SHE WAS the reason of his holidays at there she better hidde her butt in a safe place before he finds her .. ) ...
But once at the lonely manor she ll have to find out if she s the only person around and what really happened in the past and how s those discoveries are affecting her life.
I must be very carefull in how I describe it cause otherwise I could revel sth important but let me tell you sth .. THE DIRECTOR DESERVES TO BE KICKED IN HIS CHICHIES !!! Cause I m trully sorry in admittimng than in spite of the great suspense atmostphere from the beginning instead of evolving towards terror (Wich is what I was expecting ) the film gets BORING, PREDICTABLE and when you look at the barr at the bottom of the screen - I watch them online - to see how long I should still tolerate this crap till it ends IT S A REALLY BAD SIGN .. not to mention when instead of feeling empathy for the main characters you just say .. "WHEN THE HELL WILL YOU GET KILLED FOR GODSAKE !!!"
About that last part I must leave sth clear ... Murphy just did her role in the usual way she used to ... great, even I felt that cucu nuts style was too close to her personal life (Remember one of her last interviews where she seemed a bit lost or over excited ... ) but my problem is with Birch ... I wonder whyyy she ALLWAYS look so ICY ... no matter if her dad is nailing her best friend ( "AMERICAN BEAUTY"), her best friend is being nailed in a gang rape by soldiers ("TRAIN") or she s nailing a guy s head with a hammer (" WINTER OF FROZEN DREAMS") her facial expression REMAINS THE SAME !!!!
In summary: what you ll probably remember most about this valium is the waco face that Brittany used during the entire film, which if you ask me personally scared me most than the deadly make up Thora has to wear and that you ll feel you had wasted an hour and sth of your life in a mediocre film that could have been great but fell into a common movie for a saturday afternoon in a tv channel and it was a clear rip off from other well known movies ... pitty it was one of Britt 's last works ..
RIP KIDDO ..
And even I'm melting in here I ll publish daily my critics cause I have few movie requested to critic, so NEXT CRITIC "WHITE CHICKS"
And if you want to watch sth better than this read the reccomendation on the spanish part
And please remember that CHECKING MY ADDS WILL HELP ME !!!!
Honestely I would have preferred to come back to my blog under other circumstances, I mean it s not that I m the most diplomatic person in the planet (and actually if you use to read me YOU AREN T EITHER HUNS!! ), but I must admit that the announcement of Brittany Murphy passing away was painfull for me, cause even I don t give a damm about actor s private life she was one of the few goody ones I trully respected cause her work (And you all know that it s VERY unusuall on me XDD)
And the worst thing to me wasn 't only her early departure to feed flames but also the media slashing her memory and one of her latest movies being a total SHITTTT
What??? Did you think cause she died I was going to have mercy on this GARBAGE??
COME ON GUYS!!! IT S ME!!! AND THE DEVIL IS BACK BITCHES!!!
Ok let s cut the tears and just destroy the film siii???
The movie starts in a interesting way with a halo of mistery where 2 women are packing cause one of them is planning to go to a cottage lent by her boss, not only to finish a book she has a deadline on it but also to escape from a former exbf who just left the can (And cause it seems SHE WAS the reason of his holidays at there she better hidde her butt in a safe place before he finds her .. ) ...
But once at the lonely manor she ll have to find out if she s the only person around and what really happened in the past and how s those discoveries are affecting her life.
I must be very carefull in how I describe it cause otherwise I could revel sth important but let me tell you sth .. THE DIRECTOR DESERVES TO BE KICKED IN HIS CHICHIES !!! Cause I m trully sorry in admittimng than in spite of the great suspense atmostphere from the beginning instead of evolving towards terror (Wich is what I was expecting ) the film gets BORING, PREDICTABLE and when you look at the barr at the bottom of the screen - I watch them online - to see how long I should still tolerate this crap till it ends IT S A REALLY BAD SIGN .. not to mention when instead of feeling empathy for the main characters you just say .. "WHEN THE HELL WILL YOU GET KILLED FOR GODSAKE !!!"
About that last part I must leave sth clear ... Murphy just did her role in the usual way she used to ... great, even I felt that cucu nuts style was too close to her personal life (Remember one of her last interviews where she seemed a bit lost or over excited ... ) but my problem is with Birch ... I wonder whyyy she ALLWAYS look so ICY ... no matter if her dad is nailing her best friend ( "AMERICAN BEAUTY"), her best friend is being nailed in a gang rape by soldiers ("TRAIN") or she s nailing a guy s head with a hammer (" WINTER OF FROZEN DREAMS") her facial expression REMAINS THE SAME !!!!
In summary: what you ll probably remember most about this valium is the waco face that Brittany used during the entire film, which if you ask me personally scared me most than the deadly make up Thora has to wear and that you ll feel you had wasted an hour and sth of your life in a mediocre film that could have been great but fell into a common movie for a saturday afternoon in a tv channel and it was a clear rip off from other well known movies ... pitty it was one of Britt 's last works ..
RIP KIDDO ..
My idea about this shizzz is: 4/10 stars * * * * (And I m VERYYY GENEROUS)
And even I'm melting in here I ll publish daily my critics cause I have few movie requested to critic, so NEXT CRITIC "WHITE CHICKS"
And if you want to watch sth better than this read the reccomendation on the spanish part
And please remember that CHECKING MY ADDS WILL HELP ME !!!!
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